Dayum!!! Superhead

On: Wednesday, October 31, 2007

August 1st, 2007 by Tunes "Musikizme"
JUELZ SANTANA:

How was it?
It was good. He’s really wild in bed, and don’t let the ‘No homo’ stuff fool you, because he is definitely not a homo in bed. His d*ck is like a baseball bat, but it’s thick too like a overgrown german sausage. He likes to pull hair alot, and he actually likes it better when a girl rides.

50 CENT:

What’s your story?
50 cent and I have had our share of sexual encounters. We kick it every time he comes to L.A.. His d*ck is not as big as i assumed it would be. It was probably about 71/2inches. But its not a big disappointment because he can eat pus$y like no other.

How did you meet?
I know a few studio owners, so when he was out here recording with Game, i went in to meet them. It jumped off from there.

Does he have a fetish?
Yes, 50 loves titties and ass. I happen to have them both so i guess thats why he immediately came on to me.

He came on to you?
Actually he did, i wanted him either way, so if i had to come on to him, or he did, i was still going to get him.

YOUNG BUCK:

Was Young Buck good in bed?
He was the best I ever had. His d*ck was like the Energizer Bunny. It kept going and going. The sex lasted for hours at a time. It was the best I ever had and it got better each time.

Was this a ongoing relationship?
It wasn’t a relationship really, it was more of a sex thing. It lasted about 5 months.

When did you meet Young Buck?
I met him through one of my friends. She was dating one of his cousins or someone related to him. She introduced me at a party and he took me back to his hotel after that.

Was he famous when you met him?
Not really, he was known through G-Unit but this was before his cd came out.

Any other celebrities you would give a try?
Yeah. There’s a few, but I doubt any of them would be better.

USHER:

Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the sex?
I wouldnt dream of being in a relationship with him.YUCK. It was just
for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorry
for him. So I fu*ked him.

Were you dissapointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we “fu*ked” and it was
smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It
was NOT me either. So im like babes? whats that smell. He tried to make
it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. Im
like whatever, can we get this over with.

How was the sex?
It was fu*king horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there.
This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard
time trying to find my hole. Then ol’ boy did something out of this
world, he yelled out something haitian and some big ugly black man came
out and walked over to Usher and they started making out. I was sick to
my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.

Are there any celebs you’d want to sleep with?
Yes! Just not Usher. I’d fu*k Lil Jon before I have sex with Usher
again. I really would want to have sex with that guy Tyson Beckford, now he is packing, I seen some movies.

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2 comments on "Dayum!!! Superhead"

Anonymous said...

ewww but she's a hoe...blah

Hyaku Juuhachi said...

she can fuck tho

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