Smh @ Emma

On: Thursday, December 29, 2011

I just had to hit myself on the forehead cuz of this girl...

I love her but she's a goofy sometimes lol

You'll be seeing a lot more of my text convos with my peoples

118 Email me shawty text me!

New MacBook Pro + some more shit

On: Monday, December 26, 2011

Aight well I don't know if anybody still blogs on Blogger like they used to (because of Twitter and Tumblr) but since Blogger was the first place I began blogging I am going to continue. I've been MIA (stupid MIA) but now that my boss got me this dope ass MacBook Pro for Christmas...

...I feel like typing up some shit again. In its lengthy history my blog has been about different things. First it was mainly about sneakers cuz I love new kicks. So I would post shit like this:

These some fresh Js I got last week. I used to do this ALOT. Only thang is back when I first started this blog I didn't have a job (I was like a freshman in high school) so I would blog about sneakers I saw on HypeBeast.com lol But now that I'm out of college and have a full-time career, I buy em! No kids, no wife, all my money goes to me... and bills... and paying back loans. Fuck! If yall wanna know what a nigga looks like then here you go...

So yea, Ima try to get back into this shit, not just blogging about my cool ass shoes but about everything that goes on in this crazy adventure I call "life." Leave comments, show love for ya boy or else I'll choke you out or break your arm off, I study Brazilian Jiu Jitzu (did I forget to mention that?) lol

Twitter.com/chicagoshyt
Facebook.com/chicagoshit

118 <--- I missed doing that

Guess Who?

On: Friday, May 27, 2011

118 Its me bitches!

And say hello to my new girl... Who shall remain nameless :-)


Rest In Peace Cody Miller

On: Monday, January 04, 2010

Damn Cody... I cant believe this shit man. I'll never forget us running quarterback drills together. Me teaching you how to run that veer Coach Ace always tried to get his QBs to master. You always had a better arm than me man even tho I never admitted to it. Damn bro damn!

I miss you already Cody. You already know we loved you. We all did bro! And yes you were my little bro, my teammate, and my protege. "Speedy wtf is up wit that veer man! Ima just throw the ball every play man fuck what Coach Ace say!" hahaha I got so much love for you Cody and that's on everything. RIP man

I swear that there are some cold people in this world, and more specifically in this city. I love Chicago but man I swear Chicago is a fucked up place to live sometimes. Cody was a beautiful person, why anybody would want to do him any harm is beyond me. Cody you did not deserve this. Take the worst thing you ever did in your life, multiply it times your jersey number and you STILL would not deserve this. I hate to see you go but it is the price to pay for being such a good person. Guilty by association huh? This is a fucked up world we live in man. This is a fucked up city. I hate Chicago sometimes.

Cody...

118 RIP Cody Allen Miller 01/04/10

Wassup Blogosphere!

On: Friday, December 25, 2009

Have I ever mentioned that I love blogging from my phone? I think I might have mentioned it a couple times before [ understatement ]

First things first, merry xmas [ I guess ]. Hope y'all had an amazing time opening up presents with pretty bows on em and got extra wasted with the family. My xmas sucked, as it always does, except like maybe 2 christmases ago that one was decent! Only cuz I got almost everybody drunk [ myself included x100 ] lol Haha Demiera must have been embarrased of me.

The purpose of this post was simply to update and let y'all know what's been up with me. With that bein said I been good! Can't complain and I usually don't. If I don't like something I fix it. Anyway tho I graduate in May, finally. Can't wait to get out into the corporate world and see what its all about! I'm trying work for Edelman, Ketchum, or Fleishman-Hillard, all top public relations agencies in Chicago [ and the world ]. I only have one class standing between me and graduation so I'm going to spend my final semester in college looking for a better than decent job [ I'm never goin back to bein broke ]. Ima shoot for the stars, I got good aim.

Y'all already know the best way to get a hold of me is thru a text so ask for my number. I don't like to answer phone calls and if I don't know you I won't. But I'll answer a text usually within the same minute of receiving it [ I might as well be physically attached to my phone ]. Here go the updated contact info...

Email: bumpjr@gmail.com [ all emails will be sent to my G1 ]
IM: alfredospaulding [ AIM ]
MySpace, Facebook, & Twitter: [ Click the tabs above ]
GoogleTalk [ G1 and all Android powered phone users ]: bumpjr@gmail.com

118 That is all

Halloween

On: Saturday, October 31, 2009

Aye shorty you wanna ride wit a gangsta?

Result of the night... a pulsating hangover and a sprained ankle. Another one.

118 Boo!

Pics and Pics and Pics

On: Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Yall wanna see some pics of last night???

half of Death Rho

This one is from my birthday. Forgot to throw it up here

She fell asleep on my lap and I didn't want to wake her up so I just got as comfortable as I could lol

But eventually I realized that the couch was a futon and we both slept real good lol

I am ALWAYS well accompanied lol Ain't I

118 Who wanna kick it?

Burr!

On: Wednesday, October 14, 2009

118 Don't mind the room, just mind the swag

Good Intentions Gone Bad

On: Thursday, October 08, 2009

A mob of angry NIU students gathered at the MLK Commons this Thursday afternoon, most of them armed with cell phone cameras and camcorders eager to snap a picture or shoot a video of a man who calls himself “Shawn the Baptist.” Shawn the Baptist carried with him a large sign sitting on top of a metal pole that read “Warning: Pot smokers, drunkards, sodomites. Immodest women, pagans, sex freaks, parties, porn freaks, abortionists, feminists, liars, evolutionists, music idolaters, and all non-Christians, judgment is coming!” Needless to say more than a few NIU students were present and eager to disagree with Shawn the Baptist on multiple accounts.

“I understand the point that he was trying to make but he just did it in a completely inappropriate way,” said Ruben Ramos, a senior Media Studies major. Ramos continued, “Obviously not everybody at NIU is Christian and for him to say that all non-Christians are going to go to hell is absolutely asking for trouble.”

Ramos’ opinion was shared by many if not all of Shawn the Baptist’s protesters.

Andrew Flack, a junior Corporate Communications major and an active Christian, offered his opinion, “I won’t say that I am guilty of all the things on his sign but I definitely am guilty of a lot of them. However I don’t consider myself a bad person at all. I am actually a very nice guy!”

The students protesting Shawn the Baptist’s message argued that the message itself made it hard for anybody to agree with it, whether the individual is religious or not. Not to mention that he is bringing his message to a college campus, where a large number of students are more than likely guilty of most of the items on his list. Students argued that just because an individual has sex, smokes pot, idolizes certain types of music, and/or likes to party does not make him or her deserving of going to hell. One student brought up the point that if everything on Shawn the Baptist’s sign was so evil, why were so many people angrily gathering to strongly challenge his message? Shawn the Baptist simply responded, “Because you are all in love with your sins. I used to commit sins, I don’t anymore. Ever.”

For more information on Shawn the Baptist visit his website at shawnthebaptist.com

Note: I wrote this story for a class assignment and was not allowed to give my own opinion in the story. But this is MY blog and I am more than allowed to say what I feel lol And the following is exactly how I feel...

I got one life to live so Ima live it however the fuck I wanna live it. Fuck what yall say! Fuck especially what Shawn the Baptist say [crazy old man on my the pic]. That dude can suck my dick!!!

118 I hope hell has enough room for all of us

Its Official

On: Friday, September 25, 2009

I want a girlfriend.

I can't promise you FOREVER, but I CAN promise you a good ass time in the process


118 Who will be my next ex?

23

On: Monday, September 21, 2009

I really should be typing up this paper that is due tomorrow but I haven't blogged in so long that I just felt the need to. Reason for not blogging as much is that I had a HUGE presentation worth an equally HUGE percentage of my grade last week that I had to prepare for the whole week prior to it. Some of my classmates have about 2 months to prepare for it, I had exactly one week because I was scheduled to go on the first day of presentations. Bogus ass professor right?! lol But anyway, hopefully I can blog more often now even though this WILL be my busiest semester ever extracurricularly [ <-- somebody spell check that for me haha ].

My birthday was this past week on the 14th... here's a pic of my birthday outfit. The party? Let's just say a lame ass nigga got out of hand so I had to put him in his place [ the floor ]. But alls well that ends well and everybody had a BLAST!!!

118 Hit the G1

Back 2 School

On: Monday, August 24, 2009

Turn my swag on

Follow me... twitter.com/aze_

118 Took a look in the mirror, said wassup!

http://one-eighteen.blogspot.com

On: Sunday, August 09, 2009

Just a couple things, folks and followers!

In case you haven't noticed yet, this blog is no longer at One-Eighteen.com! My dumbass neglected my hotmail account for such a long time that I failed to receive any of the notifications that GoDaddy.com sent me about renewing my domain name. [[ Nice one right? ]] So for now its back to the original Blogspot domain until I decide to either buy One-Eighteen.com again or come up with a new name. [[ I am super indecisive about these things ]] If you want to help me pick out a new name for the site LET ME KNOW! I would LOVE the new name to be picked by one of my readers! If not then the current name that I have chosen for it will remain, The GenO Documents. [[ Thanks Jaimie ]] However I am still taking suggestions and I will remain taking suggestions until I have bought the new domain.

If you wanna help a brotha out then you can either...
A. Leave the name suggestion in a comment, or
B. Email it to me at bumpjr@gmail.com [[ emails will come straight to my G1 ]]

Those of you that have my digits are more than welcome to TEXT me your suggestions. If you would LIKE my phone number, ask me for it!

One last thing... until I do choose a new domain name for the site, the url is http://one-eighteen.blogspot.com! So adjust your blogrolls and such accordingly lol

118 I am outpiece

Men Go To Babyshowers

On: Saturday, August 01, 2009

Atleast in Mexican families we do! And we get fucked up lol True story

But today was my little cousin Diana's babyshower... she's having a little girl. Its funny cuz her older sister Alondra has 3 kids and they are ALL girls. Lesley is 10, Alony is 4, and Serenity is only 1 and they are all GORGEOUS!!! And now the younger sister is having a little girl too... I'm like damn are yall not capable of making boys? Are yalls second X-chromosome fucked up or sumthin? haha Here go some pics...

Sorry ladies but this little girl is the ONLY owner of my heart.
Her name is Alony and she is 4 years old.


Alony(4) & Serenity (1)


My pregnant ass little cuz Diana... her babyshower


That's my cuz opening up her babyshower presents


As you can see from the pics that I took with my bestest friend, the T-Mobile G1, men DO go to babyshowers. And we get fucked up, and we eat up all the food. But mostly we just get fucked up lol

Oh yea... little sidestory... my cousin Diana still stays in my old neighborhood which is in the heart of the Mexican hood in Chicago (Little Village area WHAT!!!) and that's where she had her babyshower outside her crib. So I step out the car cuz I had to park a couple blocks away by my old grammar school. I decided I wanted to take a picture w/ the G1 so I tried to do it low key cuz there was 2 teenage girls playin baseball in the schoolyard. As I was crossing the street the 2 girls came up to me with their bats and CHECKED ME!!! They were like "Ey nigga do I KNOW you!!!" I was like "Naw but shit you can GET to know me!!!" haha Ghetto ass girls

And for no particular reason at all...


118 <3 Alony <3

Sum Pics

On: Sunday, July 26, 2009

I been a lazy blogger lately. I'm sorry lol
I'll make it up to you... with some pics straight off the G1 :-)

This is my most recent pic lol I'm stuffing my face with a gordita cuz I hadn't had one in YEARS!!! And it was just as fye as I remember them lol

Me right before goin to the Mexico vs Costa Rica soccer game at Soldier Field 7/23

But the day before that me and my cousins went to Lawn Bowl down the street from my house and since my uncle runs the bar there, he hooked me up with a few of these... (favorite drink in the world, Long Island Iced Tea). I bowl better when I'm tipsy, apparently haha

The day AFTER the game tho, I went with some of my people to this Mexican restaurant by my crib. I made my way to the bathroom and this is what the door looked like from the inside lol And yes I stay around a bunch of different little stupid gangstas.

118 The end :-)

Twerk Team (Must Watch)

On: Saturday, July 11, 2009

Oh. My. God. I want to FUCK each and every one of these girls. Especially the longer haired on in all black. Oh shit. These girls SNAPPED. They put Jeremih's Birthday Sex music video to shame.

TwerkTeam

118 [ sigh ] I wish I was that chair

New Cassidy Freestyle

On: Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Damn Cass is still sick


118 Rap ain't dead but it did just have a heart attack

Mobile Entry

On: Monday, July 06, 2009

I am blogging from my G1 (I love this fucking phone) cuz I'm out reminiscing somewhere

Its been a while since I done one of these more personal entries. A lot has happened this summer already. A lot of changes, most of them less beneficial than others, unfortunately. The biggest change is probably my relationship with my ex girl. Her and I have always had a rocky relationship never had I actually been so sure of never fuckin wit her again. I can't do it no more. I can't be with somebody that lies so damn much for no fucking reason. I don't need to be with someone who has no conscience to atleast stop her from doing some of the things she does. I love her to death but I don't need the bullshit. I doubt I'll love somebody as much as I loved her. Its crazy cuz at the same time I hate her so much that I never want to see her again. I know she loves me but obviously that ain't enough of a reason to keep her from being the same lying ass bitch she was a few years ago. Oh well... I love you baby but you had your second chance and once again you blew it. Time to move on pretty girl. I know you'll be alright sweetheart cuz any man would love to have you. You're (body) is what every straight man's fantasies consist of. And I'm sure that someone will truly love you... just never as much as I do.

118 You the best and worst I ever had

2 Things I Absolutely Hate

On: Wednesday, July 01, 2009

And those two things are...

1. Hoes

and

2. Bitches that lie

Coincidentally, hoes tend to be the biggest liars. And liars lie about how much of a hoe they are.

118 so FUCK both of yall

I Think I Love Her!!!

On: Monday, June 29, 2009

Man just hit play on both these videos!

Gucci Mane ft Esther Dean - I Think I Love Her


Juelz Santana ft Gucci Mane & Big Boi - She Got a Friend

118 Nigga you don't love me!!!